How many times per day should I urinate on my roses for them to stay healthy?

You DON'T urinate on them!! You DON'T poop on them either you dork! You need to use fertilizer!

How many times per day should I urinate on my roses for them to stay healthy?
you shouldn't piss on your roses man that's gross,they won't smell too pretty...
Reply:3 times a day, and masturbate on them at least 8 times per day.
Reply:sounds like you need something else to do. Try a paying job.
Reply:How many times a day do you urinate, nuff said.
Reply:None. Unless you're a coyote.
Reply:YOU shouldn't...if you have a dog, let the dog do it for you! Great fertilizer! LOL
Reply:Three times daily. They will turn a dingy yellow quicker
Reply:Are you trying to kill them? Are you serious? Piss kills plants...haven't you heard?



Oh, I get it, you're a Garden "TROLL"